Once there lived a little monster
In a kingdom far away
And a very strange thing happened
As he brushed his teeth one day

As he squeezed his tube of toothpaste,
Deepest thunder shook the skies
And suddenly a genie stood
Before his very eyes

"I'm the genie of the toothpaste,"
Said the genie with a laugh
"I've been trapped inside that toothpaste tube
For 3 weeks and a half
You squeezed the tube and set me free
So here is what I'll do -
I'll let you have 3 wishes
And I'll make them all come true"

"Oh boy!" exclaimed the monster,
"Wow! 3 wishes just for me!
Now let me think and then decide
What my first wish will be"

Now my favorite thing is cookies,
Thought the monster with a grin
But first I'll wish for something nice
To keep my cookies in
I would like a million cookies,
But before I use that wish

"Hey, Genie," said the monster,
"Will you please bring me a dish?"

"Will I ever!" said the genie,
"For your wish is my command"
And instantly a dish appeared
Right in the monster's hand

"Hey, I did it!" cried the genie
"Wow! I haven't lost my touch!"
"It's a nice dish," said the monster,
"But it won't hold very much"

The monster thought of all the cookies
That he'd soon get with his wish
And he knew a million cookies
Couldn't fit on one small dish

He would need something much bigger
So the monster said, "Hey, Genie!
I would like a great big box
This plate is much too teeny!"

"You want a box? You've got it,"
Said the genie with a smirk
And instantly a box appe