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They Ran A Hotel By The Sea,
They Never Had No Vacancies
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They Get Complaints From The Residents
Living Next Door {What Did They Say?}
They Couldn't Get To Sleep 'Til Quarter To Four
{And Why Was That?}
Ken And Barbie Always Wanna Party
There's Something Very Strange About
The Couple In Number Thirty-Three

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They Always Dressed In PVC
Never Needed Plastic Surgery
If You Wanna Know What Happens Next
Just Hang Around Me
{What Happend Next?}
Well The Police Came A Knockin' On The Door
{What Did They Say?}
What You Been Doin' Is Against The Law
{Did They Get Nicked?} No They Didn't
It Wasn't Like TV
The Witnesses Are Coming In
Follow Me

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Nery Got Took Into Custody
They Gave The Police Their First
Freebee If You Wanna Know
What Happens Next

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They Lived Hapily By The Sea
Night And Day There Was Always Parties
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