aka Sorry About Your Penis, there are two versions of this song, some of the lyrics are different I don't care, it's pretty near to the same)

I caught you looking at yourself
Don't worry about it you look fine
How did you get your hair so tight
Kicking things, you might as well fight
It's January/February you've got a tan
I've got to hand it to you man
You're the bull of the ball
Trying to stand tall
Thinking you can take them all

Sorry about your penis (3x)

I caught you looking at yourself
I bet you got overhead cams
Personalized plates and all
Your truck was probably 20 feet tall
I bet you say you do it a lot
I bet you don't do it at all
All the singers booted up

You might as well fuck a guy up

Sorry about your penis (3x)
Sorry I'm sorry
Sorry i'm sorry so sorry

You don't get it you'll never will
Flirting with that macho man, overkill
Seeing everything as if it was a sport
The only thing you'll win is a case of warts
Cookie cutter man you all you look a like
Drink 'em up drink 'em up Fight! Fight! Fight!
Move it with the man, got a tounge-in-cheek
Don't re-create please, please, please

Sorry about your penis (3x)
Sorry about your penis (3x