There once was a frenchman Yvon was his name
exploring new worlds he dreamed was his fame
but reading a map was not his fortait
so poor Yvon was soon cast away

Yvon of the Yukon
sailing the stormy seas
Yvon of the Yukon
No one could hear his pleas

He soon found himself in a bit of a "ickle"
the frigid north seas proved more than a pickle
Yvon's navigation would soon cost a price
he was knocked overboard and turned in to ice

Yvon of the Yukon
Frozen for hundreds of years
Yvon of the Yukon
Frozen for hundreds of years

300 years passed and with some irony
Yvon was thawed up by Mutt's need to pee
Yvon brought a flag for his country's glory
and thats the start of Yvon's story

Yvon of the Yukon
(de-frosted for you and for me)