*talking*
Hello and welcome to Live Bait,
I'm sure you'll enjoy this unique blend of music and comedy
and feel you've received ample satisfaction from this recording
and now here they are, the arrogant worms

*song begins*

If you haven't heard of me I wouldn't be suprised
I bet you know my relatives, their names will never die
My mother is a saint and my brother is a god
But all I am is Jesus brother Bo

Jesus brother Bob, Jesus brother Bo
A nobody relative of the son of god
If only I'd been born just a little sooner
I'd be more than the brother of god jr

I have to pay the ferry to cross the galilee
but not my brother (no not him) he walks across for free
I finally get to work bout a quarter after nine
Already he's turning water into wine

Jesus brother Bob, Jesus brother Bo
A nobody relative of the son of god
If only I'd been born, just a little sooner
I'd be more than the brother of god jr

One day when I was home, I heard a mighty roar (roar)
There were a thousand people right outside the door
"Help us Jesus, Help us" came the cheering from the mo
Then they got a look at me "ah nuts it's only Bob"

Jesus brother Bob, Jesus brother Bo
A nobody relative of the son of god
If only I'd been born, just a little sooner
I'd be more than the brother of god jr

He died up on the cross, I thought that I was free
Finally people would get to know me for me (hi bob, hey judas, hey)
This was my big chance, to finally get ahead
The next thing you know, he's rising from the dead

Jesus brother Bob, Jesus brother Bo
A nobody relative of the son of god
If only I'd been born, just a little sooner
I'd be more than the brother of god jr

Everybody!

Jesus brother Bob, Jesus brother Bo
A nobody relative of the son of god
If only I'd been born, just a little sooner
I'd be more than the brother of god jr

Ahhhhhhh- Bo

*Song ends*

Thank you very much! We're the Arrogant worms and we're going to continue our
musical assault, (Laughing) in the following manner