If anybody knows her I bet
They never chose her but it don't
Mean a thing
And pardon me for asking
Is it only in passing or did you give
Her a ring
I'd do anything to hear you say
Ethyl my love
Ethyl my love
I never thought I'd see it
I want you to admit you're a sick boy
And a fool
You're doing what you want and I know
You really want to be her Fred-boy
Ain't it cool
I'd do anything to hear you say
Ethyl my love
Ethyl my love
I could never do it
Baby I don't understand
And if you ever want to leave, babe
I don't think you ever can
Ethyl my love
Ethyl my love