Offered To Support An Act And They Were Overwhelmed
Took Them Weeks To Plan That Trip
Everything Was Done To Keep The Costs Down,
Budget Was Low, Of Course
A " So Called" Van Stood
Ready To Be Towed Away
They Were All Squeezed Together In This Rental Car

We Have Come To Play
There's No Chance, No Way
But It's Simple Fact; We Have Come To Act
A Special Guest Indeed

Sad And Disappointed They Bought Beer To Reassure
Manager Excused Himself (And Said:)
Just Come Again Tomorrow
I've Informed The Crew That You'll Come, It's Set,
It's Ready; You Will Be On Stage By Eight O'clock
Everyone Please Calm Down, You Have My Head On That

So You've Come To Play
There's No Chance, No Way
Telling You It's A Fact; No Way You Can Act
Simple Fact, My Ass!

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