They walk around with iPods on,
Texting all of the time,
They've got no idea what's going on,
There's really nothing on their minds

They drive their cars while on the phone,
Can't see you and can't see me,
They're in the juicy gossip zone,
So walk defensively

New age zombies are everywhere,
They're on the street, they're in Times Square,
They're in the park and in the glade,
I saw one driving an Escalade

They go online and chat with you,
Complain about all of their woes,
They laugh about the things that they do,
But they're just posers and hoes

They try and date by internet,
Finesse that profile 'till it's late,
Too afraid to meet in person yet,
'Cause their photo's from 1988

New age zombies are everywhere,
They're on the street, they're in Times Square,
They're in the park and in the glade,
I saw one driving an Escalade

New age zombies are everywhere,
They're on the street, they're in Times Square,
They're in the park and in the glade,
I saw one driving an Escalade

Why call in sick when there's email,
Why face your lover's angry look,
'Cause you're too delicate and frail,
Just change that status on Facebook

They tat their skin with barbs and skulls,
Chinese symbols they can't read,
It makes them feel tough as bulls,
'Cause the needle made them bleed

New age zombies are everywhere,
They're on the street, they're in Times Square,
They're in the park and in the glade,
I saw one driving an Escalade

New age zombies are everywhere,
They're on the street, they're in Times Square,
They're in the park and in the glade,
I saw one driving an Escalade

New age zombies are everywhere