Crazy way to get your kicks
They shoot the silicone in your lips
If your figure makes you sad
They suck the fat right off your back

Make up your mind about your tits girls
They can puff 'em up so no bra will fit girls
There's only one thing they can't fix
No I won't let you be mislead
And that's the hole in your head
Can't do nothing about that

Hail hail modern world
Hail to all you boys and girls
Hail hail the color green
Hail hail to what I've seen
Hail hail hail this modern world

You tell her that she's beautiful
You put her on a pedestal
But as you Google triple x
Imagination kicks in

The more you think about sex boys
With someone else the better it gets boys
You have a purpose in your life
Besides cheating on the wife
For fuck sake show some sense

Hail hail modern world
Hail to all you boys and girls
Hail hail the color green
Hail hail to what I've seen
Hail hail hail this modern world

Yeah yeah yeah yeahh 2x

These days adoption is a hot thing
You can get a child for nearly nothing
You take them home to a nanny
Buy off your guilt with toys and candy
But all the money that you work for girls
Can't compare it to love boys

There's only one thing they can't fix
No I won't let you be mislead
And that's the hole in your head
Can't do nothing about that

Hail hail modern world
Hail to all you boys and girls
Hail hail the color green
Hail hail to what I've seen
Hail hail hail this modern world