I'm rollin' in a Nine-Oh van California, that's my plan Got memories Mix-A-Lot left in limbo, first stop Sacremento Here we go, hit a club called Bentleys Want ...

(chorus:) Want to be hard, false face nigga shaky ass finger on the deuce deuce trigger (Ainsta) Think about your pimping square Mark hatin' nigga never had no...

[Sir Mix-A-Lot - talking] (*sound of alarms in the background*) "Prepare for Attack on the Stars" "Prepare for Attack on the Stars" Five, four, three, two, one ...

[Intro] Oh, my, god Becky, look at her butt It is so big *scoff* She looks like, one of those rap guys' girlfriends But, y'know, who understands those rap guy...

Oh, oh, oh my god Becky, look at her butt I like big I like big I like big butts and I cannot lie Big butts and I cannot lie Big butts and I cannot Butts and I...

**Intro** Yo yo, Flyda, check that homegirl's butt out, Mmmhmm, girl, it's so flat! You tell it like it is, Aisha She looks like one of dem lawyer's girlfriend...

1- {Woof! (Bark like you want it) {Woof! (Bark like you want it baby) [4x] Big man is back, oh no, it's a brand new flow Lettin you jakes and females know A...

Operator's voice: (Welcome to Sky Pager) (*sound of beeper going off, appears throughout song*) [Sir Mix A-Lot] (Operator's voice) Beepers Beepers Beepers Bee...

[Sir Mix-A-Lot - talking] Oh!, y'all been tellin some lies 'bout your penile region (*laughing*) (Female voice: Fuck me up here) (*mixed*) That's what I heard f...

Here's a gory kinda story, 'bout an obese freak With a forty inch waist and a ten inch beak, Overweight and out of shape with a triple chin, Her brassiere strik...

"tell 'about me baby" Sweet brown shuga, that's what I call this female Bad from the head to the motherfuckin' toenails I ain't sprung, I'm just poppin' them fa...

(*Woman speaking Spanish*) - w/ ad libs [Chorus] Buckin my horse, giddy up, hey yo, hey Buckin my horse, giddy up (throwin up this dirty old for life, fool) B...

Now I'm your big mal dropper, mud duck stopper Fila on the bottom and Adidas on the topper Transform scratchin', big beat matchin' I can tell you're getting jea...

Now im your big moe dropper, mud duck stopper Feetle on the bottom and adidas on the topper Transform scratchin, big beat mackin I can tell ya getin jealous by ...

He's in a yellow Camaro, skin so smooth A buttercup boy from the funny school His hair's all nice and wavy And mine is nappy so you call me crazy And he's got t...

Chief boot knock Chief boot knocker (repeated - 4X) [Verse 1] Here I am chief boot knocker Watch your skirt, if you don't I got ya Tibbity toe, tibbity toe th...

The Mack Daddy, rippin' up skirts in the back of Caddies If baby got back then baby can have me Controversy made them ban me, understand me Girls, bringin' many...

rtist: Sir Mix-A-Lot w/ Mudhoney Album: Judgment Night soundtrack Song: Freak Momma The Mack is back, sweepin up smack packs Still slangin that game on a ro...

Posse in effect, scramble up, new rhyme Big Goretex, crushed down, two time Rumble in the street, neighborhood shakedown Emerald City posse, gonna take this tow...

I'm a hip hop soldier I'm a hip hop soldier All you wannabe gangstas, drivin' Volkswagons Chillin' at the high schools, broke but braggin' Under educated, your...

I'm peelin off domes with a baseball bat Forty-four Magnum, choice of gat Mercury tip fillin up my clip I can shoot him in the dome or I can get him in the hip ...

I'm peelin' off domes with a baseball bat Forty-four Magnum, choice of gat Mercury tip fillin' up my clip, I can shoot him In the dome or I can get him in the h...

(Girls voice) "Man I wish I could find me a brother with some game" To the rescue! Here's a little somethin' for you whacked out suckers Rollin' twenty-third,...

[Girl] Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt It is so big She looks like one of those rap guy's girlfriends But, uh, you know, who understands those rap guys They...

Oh, my God Becky, look at her butt, it is so big She looks like one of those rap guy's girlfriends Who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her because...

*girl weeping* WHAT'S WRONG, SWEETHEART? DON'T YOU WANT ME? YOU PAID FOR ME KNEEL TO ME *rhythmic sniffing* SMOKE ME BREATHE ME INHALE HA HA HA HA HA HA, I'...

*girl weeping* WHAT'S WRONG, SWEETHEART? DON'T YOU WANT ME? YOU PAID FOR ME KNEEL TO ME *rhythmic sniffing* SMOKE ME BREATHE ME INHALE HA HA HA HA HA HA, I'M Y...

You could strike a match in my hand too black to tan heavy metel rythem from a one man band bust my knuckles in a junkyard scuffle whippin at the fairies with a...

Ho, Ho, Ho (I know I ain't hear somebody say nuthin about hoes up in here, sshhh, ooh lord) What's up Dallas, what's up (x2) Dallas jump on it, jump on it, jum...

[ CHORUS ] You can lead yo horse to water But you cannot make him drink I'm just tryin to spit some game So you might wanna stop and think (2x) [ VERSE 1: Mal...

I love it when ya bounce bounce bounce, shakin the top, shakin the bottom Can I pounce pounce pounce, chasin the boots and then I done got 'em Can I go go go? ...

{Your silence is my trade Lockjaw! (Shut up!) {Your silence is my trade Givin' MCs lockjaw! (Shut up!) {Your silence is my trade Lockjaw! (Shut up!) {Your silen...

*SPOKEN* Mack Daddy Ain't you tired of that gameless mark smackin' you in your face baby? Mack Daddy You better roll with the big mack, the man with the game Ma...

What you mean I'm gone man You don't even know me Well go ahead and get 'em up busta Come on with it Wahaa! (chorus) Y'all bustas just don't know Y'all can...

(*sounds of gun shots being fired*) (*person yelling*) [Sir Mix-A-Lot - talking to another person] Hey yo, ain't you the one that was talkin crazy to me other ...

My hooptie rollin', tailpipe draggin' Heat don't work an' my girl keeps naggin' Six-nine Buick, deuce keeps rollin' One hubcap 'cause three got stolen Bumper sh...

Me and Kid Sensation and that home away from home In the Black Benz Limo with the cellular phone I'm callin' up the posse it's time to get rippin' The freaks a ...

(*breathing noises mixed with a dog barking*) (*"bow wow" - repeated*) Kitty cat, kitty cat, run, run, run Kitty cat, kitty cat, run, run, run [Verse 1] Kit...

Intro: Mix talks while The Star Spangled Banner plays in the background Huey B Newton shot in cold blood in west Oakland Oliver North receives community servic...

"The police, urge people, to keep their guns locked up and unloaded" "Congress today, seems on the verge of approving gun control" [Verse One: Sir Mix-A-Lot] ...

*SPOKEN* What you pullin' me over fo' mistuh offi-suh? I'll be askin' the questions Leroy My name ain't Leroy, man Heh, all right Jerome, outta the car Man, wh...

My Posse's on Broadway 2x's Verse 1 Me and Kid Sensation at home away from home In the black benz limo with tha cellular phone Im callin up my posse its time to...

"C'mon now" - repeated [Verse 1] Got 'em up, yeah my Taliano, not many brothers is rollin in Diablos Hittin the hard rock, this street is my work spot I'm loo...

Shake, to, my flow Let it go when you shake that coco +I Got Game+, so whatcha know Get it up, then I hit her with the Rambo Oo-chie, coo-chie Still lookin for ...

Got a real fine freek with a real big butt, She gets real I'll when she hears my cutt, Got two cadaliacs one blue one gold, Got straps on the front with a fresh...

Yo Attitude, talk to me We got some bustin ass marks out here Claimin some motherfuckin place they ain't never seen Huh, sellout Boy this is the S-E-A-T-O-W-N, ...

(*breathing noises, bell ringing*) Welcome to the seminar (go, go, go, go) [Chorus] To the Seminar (go, go, go, go) - 3X [Verse 1] Sittin' at a table, look...

How can a brother like Mix get played on? Used to get my fade on, now I'm sprayin Raid on Tryin to keep my game buck proof Salt-N-Pepa said +Shoop+, now my girl...

[Sir Mix-A-Lot] Tell y'all what I'm rollin There's something about my Benzo with tinted windows It's kinda slick, how I'm made for bimbos Cruisin down the str...

*SPOKEN* Brothers, we've messed over our sisters for years (years and years) I said for years But now we're being messed over I said now we're being messed ove...

[Intro - talking] Ha hee!, hee! Why Mix-A-Lot cotton picker you freak skinnin the cats Why don't you bring the beat on in here, cotton picker so I can get down ...

(Verse 1) You can check my blackness, fact is I'm rough as a cactus Now I gotta change what I practice So I went to the suburbs and bought me a big house And n...

*SPOKEN* "Hey, homeys!" "Who me?" "Yeah, that's right You the fly hustler" "Ya'll still sellin' that fake Louie, huh?" "Hey! Don't be turnin' the highside up i...

[Intro - talking] Like it was before, as usual Somethin different, the boy never sounds the same [Verse 1] Body by Nautilus and you ain't even with this I'm ...

Huh! There's a black man livin in a big (big) house Three credit cards fulla fat (fat) clout Fatass garage holdin nine (nine) cars One of them Mack Daddy rap (...

I'm your Testarosa First gear Watch me go, keep 'em in fear Rumble, young man rumble Brother won't fumble, muthafukas just crumble Gaskets crank, rappers get sp...

[Intro - Sir Mix-A-Lot (Female voice)] (Peek a boo) This is the true story about a young lady I know (Peek a boo) A walkin' zombie, product of the system (Peek ...

{Boss {Boss We have such sights to show you This isn't for your eyes AaaAAAA, the boss is back! {Boss The boss is back! {Boss {Boss So I took a one-year hiatus...

{*first twenty seconds are some movie* "In this country a man's home is his castle" [Sir Mix-a-Lot] I've been jacked by the racist scum, and here I come Klan...

[Verse 1 - Sir Mix-A-Lot] 1977 was a no cocaine in my hood-ject The brothers was stuck on Chuck without a mind set I got tired of watchin "Good Times" feelin l...

[ INTRO: Chris Rock ] All this ill shit This fuckin Sir Mix-A-Lot shit What the fuck is this shit? See the shit's video? 'PUT IT ON THE GLASS!' 'Put yo TITTIES...

Verse 1: Sir Mix-a-Lot You can't slip, 'cause the pimpin' game is not about the sex You gots to be a businessman to keep them thangs in check I used to run som...

Verse 1: Sir Mix-a-Lot You can't slip, 'cause the pimpin' game is not about the sex You gots to be a businessman to keep them thangs in check I used to run some...