I'd better stick my hand up and tell you how I feel 'cuz the feelings I have are so damned real for someone so phoney glad handing dandy hey there kid do ya wan...

Because it's always 6:00 except for when it's 6:30 now it's seven it's a full moon every week, the tide is always high my oh my how time flies south for the win...

Because it's always 6:00 except for when it's 6:30 now it's seven it's a full moon every week, the tide is always high my oh my how time flies south for the win...

where there's a will there's a guy named bill or william if the sun don't shine I know it's mine if variety is the spice of life does that rule out an apple a d...

Linda left him right where she found him there was a time then when they thought they had found a place but there was still a race always a war and always a rac...

Don't fuck with the guy who makes your food, he's got different ways of being rude, salmonella, mozzarella, bagels off the floor botulism, fires with jism, pubi...

A machine built to break If she could only jump inside the movie and live It's ok to make yourself happy, as long as you don't eat the little children don't sta...

Well it's a goddamnmotherfuckin' frolick with the hunchbacks! I'm gonna walk right up to you and give you my lunch back! We're sneakin' up on you right behind y...

He left town in a grey VW, DIY tattoo says FTW destination vague and no ETA, he said he's had it up to here with livin' in nowhere, not sure where it is, but su...

Jimi, jim and janis on a bathroom floor, there's a seizure goin' on and they won't rock no more there's a rockstar lying in a puddle of blood there's a meeting ...

They had attitude when they were only seeds, could be lack of certain basic needs, tiny insects, circle like vultures, PH balace is off, outer leaves are wither...

Those greasy falanges, 5 digits drawing figures, fingerin the way, see how they bend at the end of our limbs, got naileda symbol of trust, a sign of respect pro...

Baby our love went to pay the gas bill stopped off for smokes and was abducted by the others baby our dreams were lifted by high-tech art thieves & sold for mil...

Who's to say? far be it from me which of us is crazy? The dr or his patient, you or I, the govt something in the sky? look around, what do you see? Crazy is nor...

My squirrels don't know where I am tonite I try to swallow at least three times a day my beaver won't go near water my throat is closer than it seems, but I nev...

Some time ago somebody musta have I said somethin' to you that being a jerk is good I'm here to say,"hey, manthat's just not true" If you start to think about i...