You owe us $13,0000 It would be very nice if you would pay us soon It's not like we make a whole lot of money It's not like we drive in big limousines We just w...

I am lurking under your bed, but you can't find me I have hid inside your head but you can't find me Jump up cuz I'm tappin on your shoulder Can't you see this ...

Ahh, Very fine chineese rock n' roll I'm sick of people telling me That dog shouldn't be eaten as a delicacy Yo, it tastes good Like a sandwich meat And heck I...

I go out and burn my head Look at it turn bright red I don't mind I don't care People think it's funny If I got no hair All my friends they burn their scalps Ou...

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance How could i say yes with this thing growing in my pants Her chin dropped to the ground As i turned and walked away...

I am the hottest thing you ever will see You know I'm something it ain't easy to be I am the neatest thing to ever hit town There isn't anyting that could put m...

I'm fakin Jamaican And I think I'm a rasta My hair looks like pasta I think I'm a rasta I'm fakin Jamaican Fakin Jamaican Fakin Jamaican Fakin Jamaican mon I'm ...

If spock were really real I'd have him in our band And all he'd ever do Is look for tyrants in the crowd And trouble makers they'd beware Cause when there is a ...

[Verse] I put some gas in my car and I'm ready to go go go We'll blow this town for a while, doesn't matter where we go You think we might get away with it, I t...

2 yrs, 4 yrs, what makes it seem so long for people to react with such indecency? I'm making it go, think for a while There makes are enough for 4 Hey scream, f...

Hate-that guy he looked at me Hate-that guy is acting funny Hate-that guy ain't B or W! Hate-and I'll get back at them somehow What does it mean to hate now eve...

Get inside Get inside Get inside that groove When I was a baby The funk came a knocking The cribs in my town All started rocking In the beginning as it is now I...

When I was 15 years old I weighed only 96 lbs Then my PE teacher told me about anabolic steroids My body started to swell My penis didn't look too well After de...

I get at 5 o'clock to go to work at 9 o'clock It takes me an hour to stick my hair up but why? Why do I always miss the bus? I missed the bus I missed the bus ...

There is a girl named Spike from DeGrassi High she had a baby when she was real young Her best friend is a skinhead chick she knows an asian boy named Yick and ...

You threaten us by saying you'll beat our chop suey asses But chop suey is Chinese food that is eaten by the masses The least you could have done is got my coun...

Introducing Ms margaret Cho She's the asian valley girl who's got much to show She kind of looks like Connie Chung, but in her own slutty way It's Margaret Cho ...

You can write a book, song, or poem, or paint a picture move away from mom getting used to new fixtures It's not too late It's not too late It's never, nevertoo...

[Verse] If I had the money there would be a lot of friends, Seeking always something if I gave it out in $10's And if I give a little more than what I really ne...

[Verse] Set my alarm, to wake me at eleven, The sun was shining in my face when I awoken My mom yelled at me that my friend was here at seven, I just rolled ove...

Can't sleep once again too many things on my mind I wish I could change the ways that I have spent my time Too lazy to get up and help my father with the chores...

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickleed peppers Peter Piper picked em But where did he put em In the pockets of his pants Or on a plate There's a pickle in his po...

We wrote this song to be psuedo punk But someone said that it really stunk So we changed the words just a little bit And now it sounds completely like shit In t...

We live in a racist world Where colors of the land Won't keep us hand in hand We live in a troubled time Where the news of the dead Is just another page of red ...

I've got a friend inside my head but I can't convince the Rest of the World [4x] And the rest of the world can go screw themselves, just like I will any day The...

Can't pacify what your soul is denied with material things now I know Why you can look me in the eye with your plastic face NAKED EYES-TEETH A GLEEM I never wan...

Oh my brother you're one cool dude Walking around with your facist attitude I'm tired of the lies, the racist cries Your thoughts are inane and just plain rude ...

Don't need to press no button gotta walk right on in Every cat and kitten here is wearin a grin Drinks are the Tiki 8 ft ruler of the bar Eats is in the icebox ...

[Originally by Bad Manners] I love you, yes I do, 'cause I know that you love me too I love you , yes I do, gonna spend all my money on you Everyday , when I s...

Take another bow and wipe the sweat off of your brow miling to the crowd they are in love with you Believe in what you will all the minds you want to fill smill...

Saddam Hussein - are you a swinger like Tarzan and Jane? Are you really that insane? Is there anything inside your brain? Time to look away - it's time to look ...

[Verse] Don't want your kind of work today I hate that fucking job, anyway [Chorus] Don't ask me why my life's a wreck I've got this noose around my neck And I'...

I've got your picture Of me and you You wrote I love you, I love you too I sit and stare at it, There's nothing else to do Oh, it's in color, Your hair is brown...

It's not what you say that makes or breaks But how you say it that saves the converstaion you're now involved in "YOU IDIOT!!!" Welcome to our house where it's ...

It's not what you say that makes or breaks But how you say it that saves the converstaion you're now involved in "YOU IDIOT!!!" Welcome to our house where it's ...

You shouldn't judge a man by the hair on his butt Maybe it's like needles Or possibly like bark Does it need to be mowed Like the lawn at the park? Maybe it's t...

You shouldn't judge a man by the hair on his butt Maybe it's like needles Or possibly like bark Does it need to be mowed Like the lawn at the park? Maybe it's t...