Well I shot some there then I copped some beer And did a show up in West Bubblefuck somewhere Due to raps wider ratio satellites to Nato Hillbilly draws flew ...

Here we go, Once upon a time not long ago, when people wore pajamas and lived life slow, When laws were stern and justice stood, and people were behavin' like t...

So you get my point son, You just don't trust no bitch, you know what I'm sayin? "Okay, daddy, I understand" Cause bitches ain't no good, you know what I'm sayi...

As a youth each Sunday Dawn went to Church and Paid her respects and not to mention was a virgin Kid pushed up Dawn lettin' him Since he made her laugh and a...

featuring Warren G (Warren G) Check this out this Warren G y'know what I'm saying Chilling wit my man Slick Rick you know And we gonna give you all a little...

Girl:Uncle Ricky, could u read us a bed time story please, o please (Alright you kids get to bed i'll get the story book yall tucked in?)yea Here we go, Once u...

Sang my song, stuck out my tongue, girl's strung Sweatin' among 'em was a hon' "Got a man but we're not gettin' along" Lick the balls, I know some girls'll lick...

Uncle Ricky, will you read us a bedtime story? Please, huh, please? Allright, you kids get to bed, I'll get the storybook Ya'll Tucked in? Yeah Here we go Once ...

Featuring Raekwon] "How can I forget you" 4x [Slick Rick] Rick the Ruler Raekwon hehe the Chef check one two [Raekwon] Touch more taste a glass of oil ...

Guess who's back (3X) Hey young world the world is yours Hey young world the world is yours Young world young world the world is yours Young wo ah huh huh huh ...

[slick rick] All of you cock-pullers are frontin Wave your arms around like your some octopus or somethin To better ya For any chick you want, Im gettin her Ro...

cut and scratched "Slick Rick" * * audience applause * * siren sounds * "MC Ricky D" * last syllable scratched * "Okay party people in the house" * scratched *...

Well I'ma tell you a story and I come out bluntly Want a ugly child, hey nobody would want me I used to walk around and get upset and upsetter 'Til I figured ou...

Yeah this one goes out to all them Moet clickers knahmsayin? From the old school no not the Crisal group It's the Moet click yaknahmsayin? Sometimes the le...

Verse 1: (sung by slick rick) Seems like yesterday We used to rock the post Makin love in the sheets Like a ghost Kissin and touchin And holdin ya close Kimberl...

Intro: (DJ S&S) Slick Rick (Uhh check it out S&S with the ruler '98Def Jam) And here we are in the phase again That ol' funeral music is he goin to heaven o...

It's me at last, the Rickster, Def Jam's where I be And most agree it's kinda amazing folks are born from where we pee at Though I definitely fiend it, baby no ...

Yeah check check I can't I can't manage I I can't (But you must Rick) I can't I can't manage (But you must Rick) Ah shit Hoes ass kiss cause I'm like Ja...

"I'm the king, I'm the king, I'm the king" - Run-DMC (4X) [Slick Rick] Is there a party over here, wit no guns and knives gettin in Now let and best, get swea...

Featuring Canibus] [Slick Rick] Check check check check Check check * Slick Rick starts humming a snake charmer song * Yeah They say that Rick Rick is Yo...

Kit, where you goin'? Sorry, Michael, it's Rick the Ruler, I have to go Lights, camera, action, you're on, Get old Ricky D, what's wrong? The crowd's gone, So ...

Okay party people in the house This is something you never witnessed before Yes, it's the incredible Doug E Fresh With his partner, the grand wizard MC, Ricky D...

Excuse me I'm trying to earn a mere buck or two A solemn rapper come in and who the fuck are you? Around this part of town with diamonds and your girl in fu...

Finally, a change from these fake rap artists [Rick] Me and Nas bring it to your hardest Finally, real niggaz that are Billboard charters [Rick] Me and Nas brin...

Yeah know what I mean Rick? Know what I mean Rick? Know what I mean Slick Whoa! Yeah whee! [Slick Rick] Fine grown Pine Sol Heavenly rhyme throne Remember w...

Oh boy, Rick look all sad again What's the matter Rick? It's a long story, check it out Call me the freaker, I bump it in your speaker Week of my birthday met ...

Ricky Walters] Ladies and gentlemen and lowlifes It is with outstanding pleasure that we are here to present tonight Slick Rick the Ruler! And MC Ricky D!! Do...

I try to block it out my mind As you see [at] Ruler show's is inquirin' noses Goin' into a story about a kid named Moses Once a prophet was to be born, so for ...

You know, The Rock's gonna tell you a little story You ain't gonna believe it, but he's gonna tell you anyway It's tough to be the Rock! Oh no, no, shut your mo...

[Slick Rick] Well, I waited long time sweatin it Gettin jerked but yea I'm gettin it Early mornin, stiff as dawn and 'em, cuz a brother give the mornin off And...

"Yes, yes the original" "Ricky, you the nigga don't forget it" (6X) "Ok, ok, ok, ok" (6X) [Slick Rick] Well as you know, thousand tear off they blouse Bear ro...

(singing) Something tells Rick he's a fool To let girls treat me so cruel But never-the-less, Rick said "You got me waiting" Sitting in my car, waiting for yooo...

[Slick Rick] Forget about the people before I know tired of Been through the whole world for what? Tired of bride But tonight let's talk about the ones who bit...

Chorus: slick rick Don't try to claim things I haven't earned honest, man Slick rick and outkast is on this jam What kid? diamond on the 2-2 grand Trying to h...

well I've been a public figure for quite a long time known to the whole world for what [my style of rhyme] but tonight let's talk about the ones who bite althou...

Well I'm sittin on my lunch break grinnin my teeth (my teeth) It's the last day of the week boy what a relief (relief) My muscles kind of ache they felt rigi...

Hauk, who goes yonder? It is i, sire, richard of nottingham Well, speak up man, what is it? News from the east, sire, rick the ruler has returned! Gather 'roun...

* - Slick Rick - Doug E Fresh @- Both Oh my God *Excuse me Doug E Fresh Yes *Have you ever seen a show when fellow on the mic Wit one million rhymes and don't c...

[Slick Rick] One day fishing heard Indian drums Saw a brother listen to, wife kissin to Then on another mission to The city of a sister, it was a far distance ...

Eatin' a bit and nap, human being make way spittin' As I'm skippin' through an alley in New York, a stray kitten Dog chase couple of blocks, shocks, tough being...

Slick Rick] Yeah kid Well first of all sit your cause I'm Victor The Ruler decorate a record just like a picture Slicker licker isn't this vigorous Motherfuc...

Here's an oldie but goodie Hit it Excuse me What? Can I have your attention? Mn hmm There's just a few things that I've got to mention (Uh huh) There's girlies ...

Well I shot some deer, then I caught some bear And did a show up in west mother fuck somewhere due to raps wide ratio, satelites tomato hillbilly dust flew on s...

Snoop Dogg] I falls off into a party in the NYC Niggaz lookin at me strange but they lovin my chain Bang bang same thang game came when I left em I do it by m...

[Slick Rick] Just gettin off my job, around Wall Street, wit the ties on Finest girl, a brother think he ever set eyes on Nice day, rather sunny, as we made a ...

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, allright [Doug E Fresh] This is a world premiere One time y'all, as we turn the heat Once again, as we turn the heat Mak...

One of the greatest rapper, walk - I'm sayin' In the field makin' my brick without hayin' Mad busy kid, nah whip cut here You, boy, drop your bundle bring your ...

(Slick Rick) Back in the day, we slow kiss And man, I did search for an interior motive Cuz all your look is sound hype I wanna see if your worthwhile, settlin...

[Chorus] What a surpriser, Open your eyes, A Woman advisor [Verse 1] The name of this entertainement is 'Women lose weight' Our first years of mariage everyt...