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She looked as though she Might be In shock Please open the door I had to knock Wish I could see her Feet on the floor The old routine I'm not sure I Know what ...

And I listened to her Without trying to come up with an excuse to leave She used to laugh so hard at Something she thought of on the toilet That she just about ...

We went to the local fish-shack restaurant And ordered two dozen crabs dusted with cayenne Steamed up and served with a pair of wooden mallets I never had anyth...

Well he had insisted On paying for the meal but His jaw dropped when he saw The bill, the bill, the bill, the bill And suddenly he is He is just about at vague ...

Up close to the edge I wanna fall all the way down Up close to the edge Open my eyes Walk straight ahead I wanna fall All the way down I'm gonna run When I hit ...

'I'm Popeye the sailorman' Or whichever old tune he sang Spiced up with a few hot damns The sailorman He made a comely row of trees On each side of the country ...

And there I stood Facing a Remote control Camera Well well Did he come back Did he come? Did he come back Did he come? This argument is right out Of his great...

And there I stood Facing a Remote control Camera Well well Did he come back Did he come? Did he come back Did he come? This argument is right out Of his great...

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Well I cannot take you Anywhere, but it is no fun Going without you, hon Well I can use figures to prove Anything, Tapes and such You bought to play Along with ...

He had He had never done Anything like that one Oh my, five stars I got him tanked up Took him out in the car Pass me this new tape With a little luck we might...

Claims to have the world' most dangerous variety trick The wife sits perched on his desk ready to take the next dictation She was the embodiment of the 'good co...

Claims to have the world' most dangerous variety trick The wife sits perched on his desk ready to take the next dictation She was the embodiment of the 'good co...

The show's highlight was A good cat fight The dancing girls were practicing Their high kicks I've also been skanking across My kitchen floor to these sounds Or,...

A colony of bees swarmed on the saddle of his brand new bike yeah Ha ha aha They have all this sunshine but they still buy hardtop cars Cross your hands on the ...

A colony of bees swarmed on the saddle of his brand new bike yeah Ha ha aha They have all this sunshine but they still buy hardtop cars Cross your hands on the ...

Because I happen to be a foolish thick headed honkey donkey And when a thick headed donkey like me makes up her foolish thick headed mind, most of the time she ...

Look for some place where we can stay the night Why did you have to get into a fight That's just what I was going to ask you I just thought that would put new l...

Some sock in the eye And she fell in the inglenook She's so flat and tenderfoot Forelocks in the way Absolute If you will, romp in the nook And a bit knee-high ...

He replaces his hat and rubbed his hands like that Two dogs waved their tails and ran ahead to jail, wow! He combs his whiskers and rubs up his shoes And brushe...

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Of course they just tried to remove The apple from a bucket of (Water without using their hands) A drink would make you feel better They raced the waiter with a...

I thought we would buy tins of sardines It's not the kind of day I would want to go to sea If you ask me, you're a fine fellow to put yourself at the head of th...

They had turkey wing fans and they felt kind of elegant Nothing to do but just sit there I wanted them to walk by him the way They would pass by a person asking...

And she felt in her pockets and Pulled out all nananana That was inside A handful of Bits and bobs nanananana On the table Oh blimey! All shiny From suntan Some...

And she felt in her pockets and Pulled out all nananana That was inside A handful of Bits and bobs nanananana On the table Oh blimey! All shiny From suntan Some...

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You take somebody while they?re home That what you hear about his watch ? miss, I?ll tell you that Beh ba ba ba ba Beh ba ba ba ba Beh ba ba ba ba Beh ba ba ba...

He writes rhymes for his friends' children Dotes on mystery stories And at the slightest provocation he sings folk songs Of key and in key Here and there people...

He's sort of shiny on the cheeks and red around the eyes Dishes out clockwise but keeps his eyes on board and dice I came through this door I slept here before...

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I'll tell you a better story than 'Little Kay of the skates' Or 'The Snow Ghost' He tore off some tender new tips and Rubbed them on his hands Until the air was...

I slapped a pound note Down on the counter "Make that three I ordered and make it snappy, sir" "Make that three I ordered and make it snappy, sir" And they tho...

He gave a coy smile when She Paid for Two rooms and one connecting Door All yours He gave a coy smile when She made her wish Rolex by Solex Rolex by Solex Rol...

The straps kept slipping off my shoulder, Kept on slipping in a slipshod style ?look jimmy look, Look at it, look, Shoot!, i mistook You for someone I knew for ...

can't feel my leg I got a snag in my best thights This was the best of all our nights I got a snag in my best thights We were curled up snugly in bed after hour...

can't feel my leg I got a snag in my best Thights This was the best of all our nights I Got a snag in my best thights We were curled Up snugly in bed after hour...

Some girl at the door is asking to see you Well-to-do, looks like aircrew she liked the View of you some girl at the door is asking to See you she?s just doing ...

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The thing about Homer was he was the owner of a reputation He made his hands hard with labour Oh come on Co co co co co co Oh come on babe, come on And not so...

I won a cruise I'm on the loose, loose loose loose loose Jump in a pool with lots of booze In my bright blue suits From taiwan, china And bright yellow shirts ...

I won a cruise Im on the loose, loose loose loose loose Jump in a pool with lots of booze In my bright blue suits From taiwan, china And bright yellow shirts W...

He was back On the track Coming at her Acting more Like a girl Than ever Coming at her He was back He straightened his curls He straightened his curls Moving h...

I won a cruise I'm on the loose, loose loose loose loose Jump in a pool with lots of booze In my bright blue suits From Taiwan, China And bright yellow shirts ...

You gotta move in ! Suppose that what you drink… Deep or not at all… What on earth are you, Are you going to do… Live a leisured life Move into the ball ! Mov...

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What you'll do I do too So that The dot on the I between the H and the T The tap on the knee The pot for the pee Keep on doing what you're doing 'cause you're d...

Over to get Betty, B B B Betty Sweetheart of our Tony Toe Tony Exit five for Betty B B B Betty Three, four, five On the gas, drive ! And fade into the light of...

I would leave the place tomorrow with never a backward glance So I laughed and brushed past him out of the Room with my spoon and plate still in my Hands you're...

You smashed your new car in the fog "so shall we sit in a smoker or a non-smoker?" Walk smartly into the room Slink around in full costume What a nice honeymoon...

I think it's that girlfriend I'm a failed country You're in it for one And western yodeller You're in it for two Trying our hands You're in it for two I'm in it...

He wears a shirt that says Jack, Jack Daniel He wears a hat that says I, I love you Yeah it was a bit surprising Big black choir: And they made the sun kept shi...

I don't know why I don't know how I don't know how I don't know why Nobody told you How to unfold your love You were inverted too They bought and sold you How...