This song is much funnier backwards Backwards funnier much is song this It's a little song that I wrote recently Recently wrote I that song little a it's You si...

If I gave you something which you found quite useful But told you I couldn't be sure if that product was safe Or radioactive, you'd have two options in store Op...

In early December my mother called me And said, "Will you remember to keep Christmas free? 'Cause last year you went to your father's, you see So this year it's...

"Take off your pants," said the doctor I said "Why?" He said, "I want to check something out" I said, "But I came here with a migraine" He said, "Migraines can ...

Sometimes when I'm driving with my lady We'll see someone and say "Maybe We should run that person over" We're just joking, actually We simply find it funny The...

SAMMY #1: Sometimes I get lonely, sometimes I get down Underneath this smile lies a miserable clown I feel just like I'm searching for something I'll never find...

Girl, I'm gonna take you out tonight For dinner and a movie Then to a bar Then to my car, and drive you home Girl, I'm gonna see you move tonight 'Cos your body...

Jill was a girl, Jack was a guy One day they caught each other's eye And they went steady for two years They'd spend their summers by the sea And they were happ...

SAMMY J: My darling wife, I hope this letter finds you well It's been three months since I've seen you, and the nights are cold as hell I shot a man today, I sa...

The sun is up, the sky is blue There's no one here, just me and you This would be such a perfect moment If you were breathing The birds are whistling in the tr...

Oh no, it just started to happen I took a sip of my juice and I think I'm now Rappin' I didn't mean to do this, wasn't part of any plan But flavour of my juice...

SAMMY: Songs are so much fun, I like to play them But I'll need some help, haven't you heard When I find it hard to finish what I say, then I'll need you to sin...

The plane takes off, your seatbelt's on The man next to you whispers "I've got a bomb" You freak out How to respond? What if he's joking? Don't overreact Just ...

Well, Jim fingered Jenny, and Paul fingered Penny And Phil fingered Anne and Melissa And John fingered Tess, and then John fingered Jess Although he still refus...

Here it comes I can see it now Rolling slowly over the horizon And it's getting bigger Here it comes And it's getting faster I can see it I can smell it I can h...