• Bach-Wand
  • Bach is Dead
    Bach is dead Bach is dead Bach is dead Bach is dead Walking women want to see The Southern Cross at night And so they set aside a sock And tie their laces tight...
  • Boo Who
    I love you and 'cause I do My sky has changed >From grey to blue But blue's not just A color of the rainbow It's shade is not a hazy hue But pure and hard My bl...
  • Bossy
    Sat upon an empty box of Cheerios and settled Through the cracks of wooden floors Forming little cone mountains Fertile soil on which to rest My dirty little wh...
  • Burn Baby Burn
    I'm gonna die with a with no tears in my eyes 'cause God digs my daddy His enemies died when he lifted his knife and said Please let me win and I'll send you a...
  • Confused
    Seeing that his eyes were empty under half closed lids, Made it all the more disturbing knowing Benny hid A bump that looked like clods of dirt inside some sick...
  • Constantinople
    Here I come Constantinople Here I come Constantinople I am coming Constantinople Here I come All the leaves are off of the oak and All of the sheep have followe...
  • Devotion
    Here I come Constantinople Here I come coConstantinople I am coming Constantinople Here I come All the leaves are off of the oak and All of the sheep have follo...
  • Elvis and His Boss
    Oh, I'm gonna be my baby, baby Baby, but you see My momma said My momma said My momma said to me "My son I see the sunset lies About a baby bee" So if you see m...
  • End Of Home
    Darkness fell upon the garden As I sadly sat alone Dreaming of the end of summer And again the end of home Our love was like a flowing river Deeper still than w...
  • Everyone Comes to the Freak Show
    Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Step right up and you will see on display a collection of some of the strangest specimens ever gathered together - both LIVE and preserved ...
  • Fine Fat Flies
    Soon I woke when I was sleeping with a restless reaching feeling but did not know what I was reaching for I got up and started walking, but soon found I was sta...
  • Godsong
    God never really did like man anyway At least not after they started walking around On their hind leg(s) And talking on the telephone Of course poor God's point...
  • Hard and Tenderly
    They called me "Mr X, Indeed", the special ones that saw so deep inside the souls of those who were so lonely I was down beneath the bottom, when my vacant star...
  • Harry the Head
    The Head was hardly human The head is finally dead "I can live forever In formaldehyde", he said Once he made me so mad I knocked him on the floor; He rolled ar...
  • Here Come the Bums
    Here come the bums They're after me Can't you see me coming They're gonna get me Gonna get me "We're taking you to the shadow land, and only you know we're afte...
  • Home Age Conversation
    Walking where the windy stops The tops of trees are bare Where'd you go, you didn't say And I was so upset And I saw a thousand motorcycles As they made meat ou...
  • I Gave Myself to You
    I gave you my heart, you tore it apart That wasn't nice to do I gave you my spleen, you called it obscene And then you split it in two I gave you my liver, you ...
  • Jello Jack - The Boneless Boy
    Jello Jello Jello Jello Jello Jello Ho ho ho I'm Jello Jack the jolly boneless boy I live inside a jar beside the rooster boy named Roy They pour me out upon a ...
  • Kiss of Flesh
    I returned while they were eating supper at the table seated side by side upon a special stool So I said when they were finished with their whole wheat toast an...
  • Laughing Song
    An oily ole egg with a red peg leg Thought a porquepine was his daughter But he soon found out That she had the gout And often would wink underwater HA HA HA HA...
  • Lillie
    I saw a woman chewing with nothing in her mouth; Her teeth were in her hands and her tongue was hanging out; The she started drooling and caught it in a cup, Th...
  • Living in Vain
    I'm living in vain I'm just watching the rain I wanna get out But I just don't know how I used to have a girlfriend Who gave me a valentine At first it made me ...
  • Loss of a Loved One
    I told them how my wife had fallen into sickness and to calling out her name with questions on her tongue We had always been so happy that at first I wasn't sad...
  • Mickey - The Mumbling Midget
    Mickey the mumbling midget was ten years old today Mickey the mumbling midget somehow ran away Mickey the mumbling midget was not in his cage Mickey the mumblin...
  • Neediness
    Please, please, oh please Won't you help me? Please help me Won't you help me? There's something that I need I once made friends With an other A brother and a ...
  • Nobody Laughs when They Leave
    Everyone comes to the Freak Show To laugh at the Freaks and the Geeks Everyone comes to the Freak Show But nobody laughs when they leave We are only equal in th...
  • Pain and Pleasure
    And so my story winds on down toward an ending that's been found to come whenever all is said and done I've lived my life and taken chances and if some were str...
  • Picnic in the Jungle
    Afterwards, it's like a dream You can't remember but it seems To stay alive inside your mind And prey upon your leisure time It happens in an open spot The air ...
  • Silver Sharp And Could Not Care
    The following day I did some walking, for my mind did too much talking to itself, and so I walked along and thought of our last episode, and that somehow it had...
  • Sinister Exaggerator
    Your life is leaning downhill Sloping off the outer edge Your undetermined oyster beds Were found to be a hedge You cause the kids of Elmer Fudd To feed the far...
  • The Act Of Being Polite
    They found her in the morning sitting in a chair, She was rapping something up and rapping it with care I didn't mean to hurt her when I fell asleep last night...
  • The Golden Goat
    I have seen the golden goat And he would like to lick my throat I know he's mean I know he's poor I know he waits Outside my door The goat's too weak to do me h...
  • The Man in the Dark Sedan
    I'm the man in the dark sedan and I have come to take your hand I was sent down here to be sincere, truthful and steadfast I came to say that judgement day of m...
  • The Service
    So I pushed and pushed and pushed them, through the towns and through the bushes and the word was spreading like a lie "Come and see the holy two-some They can ...
  • The Spot
    A pox upon a chicken or a fight about a bear Would not be worse that what I've seen And what I have to wear It first appeared on my birthday Beneath an empty co...
  • The Thing About Them
    Now there ws this thing about them that caused me at times to doubt them, or created conflict in my mind Usually there was a he one, and there also was a she on...
  • The Touch
    as they told me other childhood stories, they knew that I stood close but never close enough to touch the holy union of their bonding that I wished to touch so ...
  • Their Early Years
    Once when we were on a bus between some cities we discussed the things that happened in their early years Their youngest time was spent alone while living with ...
  • Tourniquet of Roses
    The onion's in the fat And the bacon's bought the bat And the Posie's never even near the picture (Now where to went that rotten egg For feelin' up my lover's l...
  • Troubled Man
    His wife had left him long ago For someone without skin, And now he faced the mirror And he saw a doubled chin He was having trouble And he'd had it for awhile...
  • Wanda - The Worm Woman
    Sneering at a leering lady as she stares and squirms At Wanda with her saintly smile and living wig of worms I like to watch their faces fall as we disgust and ...