I love my bionic eyes I love my crystal vision If there's anybody out there Baby I'm not gonna miss 'em I watch the years go by These are the same old guys I n...

They don't know What they like so much about it They just go For any shiny old bauble And nobody sparkles like you But I can't imagine it in better terms Than n...

yeah I never said nothing I never said nothing I never said nothing I never said nothing I don't know where you heard it Don't know who's spreadin' it 'round ...

Oh my God Oh my God I've been saved What are you asking of me? I saw the light today What have I done to you And it flung me back to the edge That could make yo...

I took my dog to the vet today He gave her a shot and put her away And when I got home and got ready for bed, I realized what I'd done And that's one less thing...

All these babies are born To the wrong kind of people And I wish I had known I was not good enough I'm the worst kind of son Bringing shame to my family And I k...

What a pretty life you have Oh boy, it's a pretty life you have And I would need a map Just so I could navigate the backyard Home is very ordinary I know I was ...

was talkin, not two days ago To a certain bartender i'm lucky to know And i asked Henry, my bartending friend If I should bother dating unfamous men And Henry s...

Lying wide awake in the dark Tryin' to figure out where you are Always goin' nowhere 'Fraid of goin' somewhere Somewhere's a place in your heart Sometimes when...

Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my soul to keep And if I die before I awake I hope the Lord won't hesitate To pluck my coffin from the ground (I need...

Oh baby you're young but that's okay What's give or take nine years anyway I'll bet you that cigarette You won't regret my time I want to be with a guy like yo...

Rocket boy, rocket boy, rocket boy Didn't see, didn't know, hadn't heard it before I'm missing everything this time And you're closing the door You used to be ...

I've been frozen, now it's so hot I can barely see I've been cutting them down so they can't make fun of me, yeah Been a Russian girl, I've been a Russian girl...

Louis is probably thirty years old But he looks like a solid 45 Louis says he's got a headache I look in his eyes and I believe him The big LK's and the gangst...

You want me home But I'm gone all night We've probably been in Some kind of fight But if that's not real And that's not right And I'm beginning to see the light...

I don't understand you You're just a man who talks at me I'll just sit and take your pleasantry Until you run out of things to run past me I don't have a reaso...

I know that it was the night The war broke out because You and I were driving around You were doing a story About if people understood What had happened to thei...

I know that I don't always realize How sleazy it is Messing with these guys But something about just being with you Slapped me right in my face Nearly broke me ...

Louis is probably thirty years old but he looks like a solid 45 Louis says he's got a headache I look in his eyes, and I believe him The big LK's and the gangst...

The six dick pimp is just doing his jo Making sure that business isn't going under He's got the studs lined up in their stalls Put a couple of bills in, you see...

He's just a hero in a long line of heroes Looking for something attractive to save They say he rode in on the back of a pick-up And he won't leave town till you...

I'm so far, so far away from it now That it seems like I may never know how People stay in love for half of their lives It's a secret they keep between husbands...

I can't remember the last time that I felt good for more than a week I mean really good, for more than a month 'Cause I'm chasing a dream Makes you wanna feel,...

For a mean baby, well, I like your pants Born in South Dakota For a mean baby, well, I like your hips Born in South Dakota I was born in South Dakota Man, I fe...

Oh my look at you The wide-eyed ingenue See me coming Whisper something Who are you Looking through the glass at me Like you're gonna make it happen Let me tell...

The fire you like so much in me Is the mark of someone adamantly free But you can't stop yourself from wanting worse 'Cause nothing feeds a hunger like a thirst...

I was flying into Chicago at night Watching the lake turn the sky into blue-green smoke The sun was setting to the left of the plane And the cabin was filled wi...

When I was young I crashed the car I tried to bend it back into shape With a rake for a crowbar I wasn't dum But I was so naive I saw the signs But I didn't be...

I have looked all over the place, but you have got my favorite face Your eyelashes sparkle like gilded grass and your lips are sweet and slippery Like a cherub'...

I don't need a support system Lifting me into prop position What I need is a man of action, I need my attraction to you Driving me down all those dangerous aven...

Don't stray Don't ever go away I shouldn't you're much too smart for this you know it gets the better of me sometimes when you and I collide I fall into an ocea...

I'm walking down in the basement I'm leaning on the washing machine I'm reaching back through a hole in the wall's insulation I'm pulling out a bottle of vodka ...

I don't know what you're after Wannna know all the details of my disaster Like an accident on the side of the road When you're driving past slow but there's not...

I'm not fucking around I only tell jokes when I think they're funny You oughta think about it You oughta think about how I feel Tell me that you like me Do you...

The canyon air is like a breath of fresh LA I was a Star Trek crew member with my Beatle boots and my Super-8 And I raced you to the top, The camera gets a stut...

Tra-la-la, la-la-la-la Tra-la-la, la-la-la-la Tra-la-la, la-la-la-la Tra-la-la, la-la-la-la One banana, two banana Three banana, four Four bananas make a bunch...

TURNING JAPANESE as recorded by The Vapors I've got your picture Of me and you You wrote "I love you" I love you too I sit there staring and there's nothing els...

There's a portrait of Uncle Alvarez Hangin' in the hall Nobody wants to look at it But Uncle Alvarez sees us all Oh, oh, oh, imaginary accomplishments Hey, hey...

valentine if you're rolling over here i bet the farm that you can read my mind scanning through the classifieds you're on the up and up do you do you want it ba...

The last time I spoke to my aunt before she died She was describing to me this incredible owl That was sitting in a tree It meant nothing to me But it means a l...

All the people we all know Are wasted away on a holiday Everywhere these people go They're wasted away There's nothing to borrow Wasted today, they're wasted to...

I can't remember the last time that I felt good for more than a week I mean really good for more than a month Makes you wanna feel Makes you wanna cry Makes yo...

But don't worry, mom, I met him in a restaurant And all this time I've been getting to know him He's got an ex-wife in Pasadena, and sometimes she's a mess To d...

I'm gonna tell my son to grow up pretty as the grass is green and Whip-smart as the English Channel's wide And I'm gonna tell my son to keep his money in his ma...

(from the Chinny Chin Chin: 4 NY Bands compilation) My black market white baby dealer Is hunting around overseas My black market white baby dealer Brings back c...

Orange and blue, green and pink I see you in everything Don't need money, don't need wine I've got better ways to spend my time I'll see you around, every hollo...

Get a load of me, get a load of you Walkin' down the street, and I hardly know you (Hardly know you) It's just like we were meant to be Holding hands with you ...

If you ask me why I lie to you I can tell you I don't know myself Its amazingly dishonest But I'd have to recognize it As part of myself Straighten up Why can'...

Wild thing You made the boys spring You made everything expensive Spend it, spend it, wild thing There's hardly a man left around that you haven't sought out T...

You lose your way You've gotta land You've gotta make another plan But sometimes I am too tired You've gotta smile You've gotta play You've gotta work another ...

What I see is As far as I know, baby You can see As far as I go, funky baby Digging deep inside of me As far as I know, sister I'm alright As far as I know, fu...

(performed during the April 25, 1995 show in New York City) You have no idea how much I love you What I would do for your natural touch And you have no idea jus...