My girl's been a real whore
Spending her time with Theodore
Now Teddy, he's my best friend
But with friends like these who needs enemies?

My mother she told me
You're being silly talking, talking crazy
Don't tell me what my problem is
Just tell me what she's doing at his

Apartment at midnight, I didn't get an invite
Tonight on my birthday that ain't half right
My best boy Teddy, that skeezer, how could he?
Goddammit girl, just love me already

Can't you love, love, love me already?
Love, love, love me already, baby
To love, love, love me already
Love, love, love me already, baby

My father, he told me
Biting or begging love hurts your knees
You can't treat women like hotels
Why should she love you she knows you so well

Now I'm at a pay phone
Humming so slow to her busy tones
Now I knock on Ted's door
Keeping time with my heartbeat

He knocks on Ted's door
Keeping time with his heartbeat
Now I knock on Ted's door
Keeping time with my heartbeat
The whore lets me in and it looks like a party

Surprise, surprise, it's your party baby
I know you hate secrets but try not to hate me
Teddy and I, we kept it all on the sly
So baby don't cry and please won't you try

So love me already, love me already
So baby don't cry and please won't you try
So baby don't cry and please won't you try

To love, love, love me already
Love, love, love me already, baby
Love, love, love me already
Love, love, love me already, baby

To love, love, love me already
Love love love me already, baby
Yeah, to love, love, love me already
Love, love, love me already, baby

Ready, baby
Ready, baby
Ready, baby
Oh oh oh, uh oh oh