The power is out from a terrible storm
but my lights still shine
Santa's spinning and Rudolph's grinning
Listen to my generator whine
my neighbors put up a pretty good front
but I know they envy me
I see them peepin' through a crack in their living room blinds
at my fifty kilowatt tree

Fifty kw tree - I'm proud of my display
fifty kw tree - up past new year's day
fifty kw tree - I've got a lovely lawn
fifty kw tree - you better not walk on
there's a star in the East but it's only me
with my fifty kilowatt tree

Shepherds quake at a neon angel
strobe lights in the stable
wise men worship at a motor driven manger
and it's all been wired for cable
My neighbors call me ostentatious
but I know they envy me
lighting up my yard like downtown Las Vegas
It's my fifty kilowatt tree

Fifty kw tree - it's a giant spruce
fifty kw tree - draws a lot of juice
fifty kw tree - I've got a lovely lawn
fifty kw tree - You better not walk on
there's a star in the East but it's only me
with my fifty kilowatt tree

I'm stopping traffic, I'm boss of the block
you better park your car, get out and walk

Fifty kw tree - I'm proud of my display
fifty kw tree - reindeer pull my sleigh
fifty kw tree - I've got a lovely lawn
fifty kw tree - you better not walk on
there's a star in the East but it's only me
with my fifty kilowatt tree