Ooh shalalalalalala
Ooh shalalalalalala

Tedium is overcome
From obscurity
Through melody
And when I'm blind
It helps me see through your key

No one can touch
No need to rush
Presented by
My alibi
And when I'm down
It brings me round so easy

At eight 'o clock I'll take my leave
And when I'm done and dusted tonight I'm gonna be

I'll be your karaoke queen
It's not me you see
I'm gonna take you down to a place I know you'd rather be

It's just a three-minute song
It doesn't last very long
But it'll take you to a place I know you'd rather be
And you can dance

Ooh shalalalalalala
Ooh shalalalalalala

Common sense has excuses
Recklessness its uses
But don't go fusing silence
With charisma

At nine 'o clock you can count on me
But when I'm up, I'm ready tonight I'm gonna be

I'll be your karaoke queen
It's not me you see
I'm gonna take you down to a place I know you'd rather be

It's just a three-minute song
It doesn't last very long
But it'll take you to a place I know you'd rather be
Where you can dance

Ooh shalalalalalala
Ooh shalalalalalala

Ooh shalalalalalala
Ooh shalalalalalala

I'm doomed to fail
The stage gives way
It's an apostrophe
To my legacy

But though I'm bruised I'll happily do it all again

At ten 'o clock don't wait up for me
Cause when I'm up, I'm ready tonight I'm gonna be

Matthew!

I'll be your karaoke queen
It's not me you see
I'm gonna take you down to a place I know you'd rather be

It's just a three-minute song
It doesn't last very long
But it'll take you to a place I know you'd rather be

And you can dance if you wanna show appreciation
But step up to the mike for the full sensation

And you can dance
And you can dance

And you can
Ooh lalala, ooh shalalalalalala

Yeah you can
Ooh lalala, ooh shalalalalalala