Miss Cristina drives a 944
Satisfaction oozes from her pores
She keeps rings on her fingers
Marble on her floor
Cocaine in her dresser
Bars on her doors

She keeps her back
Against the wall
She keeps her back
Against the wall

[CHORUS]

So I say, I say welcome
Welcome to the boomtown
Pick a habit, we got
Plenty to go around
Welcome
Welcome to the boomtown
All that money makes
Such a succulent sound
Welcome to the boomtown

Handsome Kevin
Got a little off track
Took a year off from college
And he never went back
Now he smokes much too much
Got a permanent hack

Deals dope out of Denny's
Keeps a table in the back
He always listens to low ground
Always listens to low ground

[Repeat CHORUS]

Well, the ambulance arrived too late
I guess she didn't want to wait

[Repeat CHORUS]

Welcome to the boomtown
Welcome to the boomtown