Once upon a time there were three truck drivers named Bob and Bart and Biff
They all applied for a job to drive some frieght on a route up a narrow cliff
The owner of the frieght came in and said, Hey, thank yall for comin out
Now as you may have heard, this job pays well, but its nothin to joke about
No, sir

You gotta drive on up that crazy mountain road
I need someone I know will make it with that load

Biff said, Im the best truck driver this world has ever seen
And I could drive a rig within an inch of that ravine
And I can drive for three whole days without getting any rest
Ill be glad to demonstrate if you put me to the test
Come on now

I can drive on up that crazy mountain road
I tell you, I know I can make it with that load

Bart said, Ive been known to live my life right on the edge
And I could drive a rig with two wheels halfway off the ledge
So put me behind that wheel and Ill show you Im on the level
My middle name is Danger, and my last name? You guessed it
Daredevil!

I can drive on up that crazy mountain road
I tell you, I know I can make it with that load

Bob said, Sir, your freight deserves to get there safe and sound
So I would drive far away from the edge each time around
I cant compete with these two guys when it comes to takin chances
But Ill make sure the job gets done, whatever the circumstances
You betcha!

I will drive on up that crazy mountain road
I guarantee you, I will make it with that load
-acapo