Oewohoewoh, Fred, come to bed
Cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex
Oh, Fred, come to bed
Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet, ohoewoh

Oh, Fred

Well, I'm Max, I'm Max
Baby, don't be blue
Don't you worry, don't be sorry
I'll come back to you
Just one more night with my poor old ex
She's only lonely, we don't have sex
I'm Max, Max, Max
Baby, please stay cool and just relax
And I'll soon be back, but if you'll be upset
Just go and talk to my friend Fred

Oewohoewo, Fred, come to bed
Cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex
Oh, Fred, come to bed
Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet, ohoewoh
Fred, come to bed
Maybe you will get a love you've never had
So, Fred, come to bed
Oh, my fantasy will drive me mad, oewohoewoh

Oh, Fred, oh, oh

I'm Max, I'm Max
And I trust in Fred, baby, he's the best friend I've ever had
It's Fred, it's Fred, and he just called back
And anything you ever want, he won't get
Fred, Fred, Fred
And you will find that's not so bad
It's just one night, baby, you get through
Tomorrow I'll be back with you

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Oh, Fred, no, no, come to bed
Oh my Max had sex with his ex last night
Cause he loves her ass and tits
So I tell you, Fred, come into my bed
If you don't I will call up Fritz