Now you boys with your courting
Sparkline eyes a-shine
Rejection, made me think of all I ain't
A pearl of a girl to Johnny
A rowdy old dame to Hank
How can I hard
But then I'm weak
But them I'm boring
But then I'm a freak
You lovers
Hey, lay
If I wasn't amused
I'd be
Celibate
We met at the hoedown
I yodelled quite a tune
Began our loving
At the setting of the moon
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I was ready to love you
Probably too soon
Took your sights as yessing
Let my wilds bloom
Eeh, oh, eeh, oh, eeh, oh, eeh, oh, eeh, oh, eeh, oh, eeh, oh, eeh, oh, eeh, oh, eeh, oh
Well you liked me in the context
Of the stage's magic glow
O rejection
It made me think of all you ain't
A brave adventuring love
You're one not suited for me
Cause how can you be warm
But then you're cold
But then you want me
But then you don't
You lovers
I'll be on my way
If I wasn't amused
I'd be
Celibate
If I wasn't amused
I'd be
Celibate
If I wasn't amused
Whooh, hooh, whooh, hooh, whooh, hooh, whooh, hooh
I'd be
Celibate