Morning,
Wake up and smell all the breakfast foods that are on offer,
No one prepared us for what's on the menu,
I've never tried this before,
If this is the breakfast of champions,
I don't want to be an athlete,
Gastro-testicular bad combination,
At least their not serving them raw

Cooking with balls,
Who would've thought it could be so normal,
Now we now,
He's a ballchef,
He's a ballchef,
He's a ballchef,
He's a ballchef

Come in, sit down and please be assured that you,
Won't find a bad ball here,
Culled straight from the rocky mountains, the difference between a bull and a steer

Cooking with balls,
Who would've thought it could be so normal,
Now we now,
He's a ballchef,
He's a ballchef,
He's a ballchef,
He's a ballchef