Murray on lead)
We are here,
to calm your fears,
and turn your world around

The man to my right,
with the headset mike,
will stroll you through the grounds

So enjoy your stay,
it's seafood day,
and surgery's at five

(Mike)

We can correct what nature supplies
'cause beauty is something money buys

(All)

Don't say no to the incredible medicine show
Don't say no to the incredible medicine show

(Murray)

The double chin,
can be tucked in,
the wrinkles we can hide

Some herbal tea
and Chromium D
with 'drink me' on the side

The little fear
when you look in the mirror
gets bigger every day

(Mike)

It takes work,
but it can be done,
to look 23 at 51

(All)

Don't say no to the incredible medicine show
Say no, don't say no
Don't say no to the incredible medicine show
Say no, don't say no

Na na na, na na na na

(guitar solo)

(Mike)

Smoke and mirrors,
dogs and ponies,

(Murray)

The President of the United States
and his cronies

(Mike)

Clean and colorful,
proud and ghoulish

(Murray)

A fountain of youth
for the vain and the foolish

(Murray)

Mrs Booth,
you're a picture of youth,
those lips should last a while

And carrot juice
will help reduce
that creaking when you smile

(All)

Don't say no to the incredible medicine show
Say no, don't say no
Don't say no to the incredible medicine show
Say no, don't say no

Don't say no to the incredible medicine show
(Murray: We are here, to calm your fears)
Say no, don't say no
Don't say no to the incredible medicine show
(Murray: We are here, to calm your fears)
Say no, don't say no

From the Liner:
(Dave-vocals, accordion, wurlitzer, saxophone; Jian-vocals, drums;
Mike-vocals, electric guitar; Murray-lead vocal, bass