on a Tuesday afternoon
my mom came in my room
and said, "Get the fuck up out of bed,
and get a God damn job"
So I told her
"Hey, hey, fuck you mom
and I threw the phone at her head
but I missed and hit her in the snatch
so I slammed the door in her face!
don't ever barge in my room
or I'll kick your ass
and call the cops
and tell them I am abused
and you'll wind up in jail
while I snowboard in Vail
no one to post your bail
cuz daddy loves me more
he says that you're a

You're worthless,
You're lazy
You're stupid
A little overweight
Now gimme 20 bucks
Mommy you're so worthless
You're lazy
You're stupid
A little overweight
Now gimme 20 bucks
Now make it 50, bucks
now Mom writes me letters
I write return to sender, let her
rot there in her cell
I watch the dogs mate on her bed
sorry Mom, I had to pawn
your china, silver, and all your jewelry
I had to eat
AND RENT A BUNCH OF PROSTITUTES LIKE YOU!!