If the South would've won we'd a had it made,
I'd prob'ly run for President of the Southern State
The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday,
If the South would a won we'd had a it made

I'd make my Supreme Court down in Texas,
And we wouldn't have no killers gettin'off free
If they were proven guilty, then they would swing quickly,
Instead of writin' books and smilin' on TV

We'd all learn Cajun cookin in Louisiana,
And I'd put that capitol back in Alabama
We'd put Florida on the right track "?cause, we'd take Miami back,
And throw all them pushers in the slammer

If the South would've won we'd a had it made,
I'd prolly run for President of the Southern States
The day young Skynyrd died we'd show our Southern Pride,
If the South would a won we'd had a it made

I'd have all the whiskey made in Tennessee,
And all the horses raised in those Kentucky hills
The national treasury would be in Tupelo, Mississippi
And I'd put Hank William's picture on one hundred dollar bills

I'd have all the cars made in the Carolina's,
And I'd ban all the ones made in China
I'd have every girl and child sent to Georgia to learn to smile,
And talk with that southern accent that drives me wild

I'd have all the fiddles made in Virginia
Cause they sure can make'em sound so fine
I'm goin up on Wolverton mountain and see ole Clinton Powers,
And have a sip of his good ole Arkansas wine

Hey, if the South woulda won we'd had it made
I'd prolly run for President of the Southern States,
When Patsy Cline passed away that would be our national holiday,
If the South woulda won we'd a had it made

If the South woulda won we'd a had it made