Mama's playing in the back room
Kids are cookin' up a storm
Doin' all the laundry
And I'm singin' on top of the chicken roof
Mama's actin' like she's one year old
Kids are actin' like they're 23
And I don't play outside with shoes on
My Mom said to come and play
Kids said time for dinner
And I said uh uh, no way cause

Mama's playing in the back room
Kids are cookin' up a storm
Doin' all the laundry
And I'm scoldin' Daddy to come in and take a bath
Mama's whining like there's no tomorrow
Daddy's cryin' like a newborn baby
And I'm singin' this backwards tale

Kids are driving down to the store
To shop for the whole week's meal
Mom and Dad, if that's what to call 'em
Are playing down by the pond
Kids left me in charge

Mama's playing in the back room
Kids are cookin' up a storm
Doin' all the laundry
Kitty's eatin dirt salad
Doggy's eatin' fishies food
Me and Taylor are chompin' on a log of wood
P.S. I think the kids over peppered it
And I'm out here
Diggin' up a million worms
For bait to catch my rabbit
And Taylor just cut her hair
Right over the top of the sink
Things out here are getting a little whacked
Cause...

Mama's playing in the back room
Kids are cookin' up a storm
Doin' all the laundry

It's summer out here and it's really nice
Cause weather man's predicting a storm
Yeah, weather man's predicting a storm
Rain, rain, rain, rain, snow, snow, snow, snow
Whatever the weather
Things out here are great!