Brad:
Hey Janet

Janet:
Yes Brad?

Brad:
I've got something to say

Janet:
Uh, huh?

Brad:
I really loved the
skillful way
You beat the other girls
To the bride's bouquet

Janet:
Oh Brad

Brad:
The river was deep but
I swam it (Janet)
The future is ours so
let's plan it (Janet)
So please, don't tell
me to can it (Janet)
I've one thing to say
and that's Dammit, Janet
I love you

The road was long but
I ran it (Janet)
There's a fire in my
heart and you fan it (Janet)
If there's one fool for
you then I am it (Janet)
I've one thing to say and
that's Dammit, Janet
I love you

Here's a ring to prove
that I'm no joker
There's three ways that
love can grow
That's good, bad,
or mediocre
Oh, J-A-N-E-T I
love you so

Janet:
Oh, it's nicer than Betty
Monroe had (Oh Brad)
Now we're engaged and I'm
so glad (Oh Brad)
That you met Mom and you
know Dad (Oh Brad)
I've one thing to say and
that's Brad, I'm mad, for you too
Oh Brad

Brad:
Oh dammit

Janet:
I'm mad

Brad:
Oh, Janet

Janet:
For you

Brad:
I love you too

Brad & Janet:
There's one thing left to
do - ah - oo

Brad:
And that's go see the
man who began it (Janet)
When we met in his science
exam - it (Janet)
Made me give you the eye
and then panic (Janet)
Now I've one thing to say
and that's Dammit, Janet,
I love you
Dammit, Janet

Janet:
Oh Brad, I'm mad

Brad:
Dammit, Janet

Brad & Janet:
I love you