[Verse 1]

Well everyone knows that I'm the best!
I'm tougher and smarter than the rest
I got wicked 'do' and a hairy chest and I can really make a mess
So today is Pico day that's right
We'll party all day and party all night when tommorow comes we won't forget
Unless we drank too much
Join the party and meet some some friends
Dance with a turkey and a rooster and a hen
Be random all night long and send
Some midgets to Japan!
Coz the sun won't set it'll last forever
Let's all join and sing together
The part of the song that's coming up
It's the chorus, HERE IT IS!

[Chorus]

This is Pico Day
Join with us as we celebrate
This is Pico Day
And it's all about me

[Verse 2]

The fun is growing more and more
People young and old galore!
We're lucky in the end Michael Jackson's not around
There's fun that's fit for every type
From trampolines to pillow fights
Karaoke and Random Brawls will keep us going on
There are special guest appearances
By Tom Fulp and Salad Fingers
Paladin, Xombie and Bitey too
And they've all come to meet you
Now the biggest part of all is here
All join and sing once more
The anthem for this day of mine
One, two, three, four

[Chorus]

This is Pico Day
Join with us as we celebrate
This is Pico Day
And it's all about me

[Repeat chorus]

When all the fun comes to an end and all is done
Then we live knowing that this day will probably come again
But I'll always be there for you
To play my games and watch my movies
Just hold on until this day
Comes
Again!