We've got a farm, a barn of a farm
Right in the middle of a swamp
Now there ain't any charm in our little farm
Right in the middle of a swamp

All the hens won't lay, we can't make hay
We work all day and we get no pay
We're all miserable, all so miserable
Down on Misery Farm
So are the animals, so are the vegetables
Down on Misery Farm

Oh there's pigs and sheep all fast asleep
Right in the middle of our room
Mother can't cook 'cause she's feelin' crook
And the straw's warn out on her broom

All the hens won't lay, we can't make hay
We work all day and we get no pay
We're all miserable, all so miserable
Down on Misery Farm
So are the animals, so are the vegetables
Down on Misery Farm