Go to sleep little baby
Before the boogie man gets you
And when you awake we'll pat a little cake
And ride the pretty little pony

Shhhhahahait's okay
You so cute, you little woogie woogie woogie woogie
Was it my singin'?
Awww you look just like your daddy
Who's your daddy?
No I'm just kiddin'
I love you so very much
You come here to me
Shoo, I think it's time for you to change your little bitty diaper
That boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie
I love you so much, but I wish you'd just quit cryin'

Well, I'm sittin' here rockin' our cute little baby
Tell me why won't you just stop cryin'
My little souvenir from Dollywood last Valentine's

Yeah, I burped you twice, sounded good, did everything a father should
Read Barney and Nursery Rhymes
I guess your mama needs a girl's night out every once in a while

I put on a brand new diaper baby
Don't you wet it
Yeah everything was going just fine till ya threw up on me when I fed you

Where's ya mommy?
I'm going crazy
Called up a buddy
I need a friend
'Cause I'm a new dad
Who don't know what to do
When a tummy starts to rumblin'
Your diaper's droopin'
You won't stop poopin'
Now I've 'bout stood all I can stand
Where's your mommy
Little baby
You've got a dummy for a dad

Shhhcome here
What's wrong with you
Does tummy tummy tummy hurt you
Little boogie boogie boogie
Quit cryin' please!

Well you're still up past your bedtime baby
Ain't ya?
Now, I've 'bout had it
I never knew what your mama went through
But I, do now and I know, uh, I'm no good at it

Where's your mommy?
I'm going crazy
How'd you get muddy?
Where have you been?
It's that dang doggy door that you keep crawlin' through
I'll have to nail that thing shut again
You sure are screamin'
You must be teethin'
I warmed your bottle
I burned my hand
Where's your mommy?
Little baby
You've got a dummy for a dad

Here comes your mommy
Little baby
And your daddy sure is glad