(Heyyy)

Hey ho Jorge (Hey ho Jorge)
Hey ho Jorge (Hey ho Jorge)
Hey ho Jorge (Hey ho Jorge)
Hey ho Jorge (Hey ho Jorge)

I say hey ho Jorge (Hey ho Jorge)
Hey ho Jorge (Hey ho Jorge)
I say hey ho Jorge (Hey ho Jorge)
Hey ho Jorge

What's my problem?
What's my deal?

I just wanna play the bass
And let you know what I feel

What's my problem?
What's my deal?

I wanna get in your face
And let you know that what I feel is real

What's my problem?
What's my deal?

Just want to be with you
And grow a beard like Larry Keel

What's my problem?
What's my deal?

I am a hungry man
And this funk is my meal

Because, I eat the funk

I eat the funk x 7

Why bother?
Why should I care?

I don't think I've been right
Since I cut my hair

Why bother?
Why should I care?

I get low, you know?
And I fall into a stare

Why bother?
Why should I care?

What gives me the right
The left, wind, and the wear?

Why bother?
Why should I care?

I like my funk well done well done
And never rare

Because, I eat the funk

I eat the funk (x 7)

Hey Keller! (Yesss)
Shut the fuck up
(Wait... What?)

Hey Keller! (Yesss)
Shut the fuck up
(Why?... What? Wait)

Hey Keller! (Yesss)
Shut the fuck up
(Why? Why would you say that?)

Hey Keller! (Yesss)
Shut the fuck up

Fuck you band, I eat the funk

I eat the funk (x 7)

I say hey ho Jorge (Hey ho Jorge)
I say hey ho Jorge (Hey ho Jorge)
I say hey ho Jorge (Hey ho Jorge)
Hey ho Jorge (Hey ho Jorge)

Hey ho Jorge (Hey ho Jorge)
I say hey ho Jorge (Hey ho Jorge)
I say hey ho Jorge (Hey ho Jorge)

I Eat the funk

Lyrics by Sam W.