Spotcheck Billy got down on his hands & knees
He said "Hey momma, hey let me check your oil alright?"
She said "No, no honey, not tonite,
comeback Monday, well you comeback Tuesday, then i might"

I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to?
My Juanita I said Juanita, my sweet taquita,
what are you up to? My Juanita

Well, i dont want nobody who wont die for dance
Dont throw me no speed cars cause i die tryin
Throw me line, throw me a dime
Cause theres a fat man in the bathtub with the blues
I hear you moan, i hear you moan--moan

Billy got so sad, dejected, put on his hat and started to run
Runnin down the street and yellin at the top of his lungs
"All i want in this life and time is some good clean fun,
All i want in this life and time is some hit and run!"

I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to?
My Juanita I said Juanita, my sweet taquita,
what are you up to? My Juanita

Well i put my money in your meter baby so it wont run down,
But you got me in a squeeze play on the cheesey side of town
Throw me line, now show me a sign
Cause theres a fat man in the bathtub with the blues
I hear you moan, i hear you moan, yea