Did you
Ever think you would end up all alone
Talking to your girlfriend's telephone
Yesterday you broke up now your through
and she says it's not because of you

You tried to ask her simply why
She starts to scream starts to cry
And then she tells you once again
Where her tongue has really been
She met a girl on friday night
They'd start to kiss, they'd start to bite
And then the rest is history
that's why this girl is not with me

My girlfriend, whoa
My girlfriend, whoa
My girlfriend, whoa
My girl friend

Two weeks later at a party in the boones
I saw my girlfriend and another leave the room
They went up stairs and they turned off all the lights
I sat and watched them cause,
That's what a loser does

Somebody tell me what the hell is wrong with me
My luck with women still remains a mystery
I can't keep them from always switching sides
Unless they're fat and ugly you can bet they fantisize
and so

My girlfriend, whoa
My girlfriend, whoa
My girlfriend, whoa
My girlfriend

One day (one day)
My time (my time)
Will come
So why do I
Pretend to give a lousy spit
when I'm really almost over it
I want to be a clerk
a girl inside her skirt
I'll make her come again, it's true
I wanna be a lesbian like you

(I want to be) 4x

my girlfriend whoa
my girlfriend whoa
my girlfriend whoa
my girlfriend

I wanna be a lesbian
I wanna be a lesbian
I wanna be a lesbian
I wanna be a lesbian like you!