Well Minnisota has ten thousand lakes,
And Iowa has corn
And Illinois has high taxes,
And it's where Ronald Reagan was born
And Wisconsin is a dairy land up here in the country,
But drive through one of you a small town,
And this is what you'll see;
Bar bar bar

House,
Bar, bar, bar,
House,
Bar, bar, bar,
House,
Bar, bar, bar,
Garage,
Bar, bar,
Elks,
Bar, bark
Moose,
Bar, bar,
Knights of Columbas Lodge,
Bar, bar,
First Street,
Bar, bar,
Second Street,
Bar, bar,
Third Street,
Bar, bar,
Fourth,
Bar, bar, bar,
House,
Bar, bar, bar,
Church,
Bar, bar, bar,
School,
Bar,
Liquor Store,
Hey!

Well there's a bar on every corner,
And I know without a doubt,
It makes it hard for the Joe Hobos,
To hand their pamphlets out
And the bar is filled with people,
And the people are filled with beer,
And the beer is filled with alcohol
That keep the people here
Bar bar bar

Tree,
Bar, bar, bar,
Grass,
Bar, bar, bar,
Bush,
Bar, bar, bar,
Shrub,
Bar, bar,
Country,
Bar, bar,
Veterans,
Bar, bar, bar, bar, bar,
Night Club,
Bar, bar,
Fourth Street,
Bar, bar,
Fifth Street,
Bar, bar,
Sixth Street,
Bar, bar,
Seventh,
Bar, bar, bar,
House,
Bar, bar, bar,
Church,
Bar, bar, bar,
School,
Bar, bar, bar,
Tavern

It's not a polka unless it's long, and annoying

So if you're drinking in Wisconsin,
You don't have to look too far
'Cuz you can't jump out of an airplane
Without landing on a bar
And if you're in Wisconsin,
There's no need to drink and drive
Just polka out your front door,
And soon you will arrive,
At the bar bar bar

Pizza,
Bar, bar,
Burgers,
Bar, bar,
Ice cream,
Bar, bar,
Soda,
Bar, bar,
Irish,
Bar, bar,
Brew,
Bar, bar,
German drinking pubs,
Bar, bar,
Seventh Street,
Bar, bar,
Eighth Street,
Bar, bar,
Ninth Street,
Bar, bar,
Tenth,
Bar, bar, bar,
House,
Bar, bar, bar,
Church,
Bar, bar, bar,
School,
Bar, bar, bar,
Inn

Wisconsin,
Near here means it's close by