(as it appears on the Muppet Show Album and Muppet Hits album)

Piggy: Life is a funny thing
Sometimes you laugh and sing
Kermit: Sometimes you grumble and fuss
Piggy: But either way what do we care?
Both: We got us
Scooter: We have our ups and downs
Our share of smiles and frowns
Gonzo: But through it all we don't fuss
Kermit: 'Cause we got a special thing goin'
All: We got us
Fozzie: Some people like to go through their life single
Aw, that wouldn't suit us at all
Floyd: Why sing a melody as a soliloquy
When its more fun to be
All: Harmonizing

People they say we are
Crazy the way we are
That we won't even discuss
'Cause what we got they can't smother
We'd trade our life for no other
They've only got one another
But we got us!