Deeply rooted in tradition a leaf with so much power
With a taste so regal, it shouldn't be legal, I'd pay anything for you

Now I know all these commercials, tell me that it's bad
But, with my kind of luck, my health's already fucked
I'd pay anything for you

So light up
Cuz this shit's gonna cost you
Drag it
Cuz the doc's gonna boss you around

And tell you that you're crazy
Always smoked and now your 80
Cancer's coming and you know it
So you light one up, just to show that

Cigarettes and big cigars
They tell me that they'll kill me
But I just cannot make myself care
Won't you light one with me?

If they're bad and they probably are
Well, I guess I should stop smoking
But it wouldn't be true
I'd be lying to you,
Yeah, you know I'd just be joking

So light up
Cuz this shit's gonna cost you
Drag it
Cuz the doc's gonna boss you around

And tell you that you're crazy
Always smoked and now your 80
Cancer's coming and you know it
So you light one up, just to show that

Cigarettes and big cigars
They tell me that they'll kill me
But I just cannot make myself care
Won't you light one with me?

Why do these governments put taxes on all of my shit?

Why do they ?

Light up
Cuz this shit's gonna cost you
Drag it
Cuz the doc's gonna boss you around

And tell you that you're crazy
Always smoked and now your 80
Cancer's coming and you know it
So you light one up, just to show that

Cigarettes and big cigars
They tell me that they'll kill me
But I just cannot make myself care
Won't you light one with me?