Surprise love, the first day that I found you
I knew you had something more than other girls

Surprise love, there's a hole inside of me
And you filled it up with such a special gift

Surprise love, there's a strong feeling between us
I can sense it pushing hard through my body

Surprise love, I still feel your warm embrace
If I turn around and leave you right behind me

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You know that love is a big deal
And leaves inside wounds that you can't heal
Think about love, forget the rest
And nevermind those black hairs on her breast
And never fear huge bulge emerging, right under her belt
'Cause it's Surprise Love!

Surprise love, everyday you let me see
A side of you I've never seen before

Surprise love, everytime you come to me
You enter in my home from the backdoor

Surprise love, I'm the king and you're my queen
But the scepter's in your hand and not in mine

Surprise load, is what I found between your legs
A bald chicken, a black nest, with two big eggs

[Chorus:]

You know that love is a big deal
And leaves inside wounds that you can't heal
Think about love, forget the rest
And nevermind those black hairs on her breast
And nevermind the chicken in his nest
And never fear huge bulge emerging, right under her belt
'Cause it's Surprise Love!

[Intermezzo:]

A missile's gonna strike you
A torpedo's comin' near to sink you down

An arrow embedded in your heart
And a big flesh rod implanted in your ass
So don't be afraid!

Surprise load, is what I found between your legs
A bald chicken, a black nest, with two big eggs

[Chorus:]

You know a car needs gasoline
And in the same way love needs vaseline
Think about love, forget the rest
And nevermind those black hairs on her breast
And nevermind the chicken in his nest
And never fear huge bulge emerging, right under her belt
'Cause it's Surprise Love!