Perry, it's such a beautiful night,
let's take a ride? ~ Nah!
Well how about a walk thru the park? ~ Nah!
Well, what would you like to do?

I wanna go home, ha with you! ~ Oh!
I wanna go home with you!
I wanna meet the family,
I'm sure that they'll approve of me
I wanna go home, with you! ~ you do?
an' nobody else will do!
Kissin' goodnight at your front door
makes me love you more an' more
I wanna go home with you!

Oh! Oh! Perry, here come my two sisters
( Hi Perry!, Hi Perry! )
Hi Jay, Hi ya Marge!
Ah! What are you doing here? ( We're just walking! )
Well, why don't you just walk along now?
Go get yourself a soda! ( Nah! )
Well, why don't you go to a movie? ( Nah! )
Well, what do you wanna do? ( Nah! )

We wanna go home, with you! ( Ah home with me! )
We wanna go home with you! ( dee, dee dee dum! )
We wanna meet your family, we know your pa an' ma will agree
We wanna go home ( you don't know my pa an' ma ) with you! ( Ah dah dee! )
an' nobody else will do!
An' when we get your front door
we're gonna love you more an' more
We wanna go home

We wanna go home! Why he's my date! I saw him first! ( wild chatter! )
Ah, just a moment, girls, girls, there's enough to go around,
please, hold it, hold it JUST A MOMENT! ( Perry! You stay out of this! )
I'm sorry, I lost my head!
I guess I'll go home alone,
I'm gonna go home alone da da da dee dee!

Words and Music by Jack Joyce
and Joe Candullo