(Woody Guthrie)
[This song is a combination of spoken segments with vocal sound effects and singing This will be the basic lyric only as the performance is far more than can be easily written down]

[Chorus:]

Take me for a ride in your Car-Car
Take me for a ride in your Car-Car
Take me for a ride, Take me for a ride,
Take me for a ride in your Car-Car

[spoken and sound effects segment]

Take me for a ride in your Mac Truck
Take me for a ride in your truck, mack
Take me for a ride, take me for a ride,
Take me for a ride in your Mac Truck, Mack

[spoken and sound effects segment]

[Chorus]

[Spoken segment, with sound effects, then Mary sings]

Take me for a ride in your car-car
Take me for a ride in your car-car
Take me for a ride, take me for a ride,
Take me for a ride in your 32 liter Ferrari
with torsion bar suspension
and those ported venturi carburetors!

[spoken and sound effects segment to the end of the song]