When I have depression, I start to get some rage,
If Im not having a feast, I want to turn the page
When I get a bad hand (in cards), I say it gets hairy,
When someone says fest, it means the times are merry
In the front of my yard, they play tackle basketball,
All they do around here, is play a lot of disk golf
They dont smoke pot,
they just smoke cereal,
Kanik had a lot,
hes lucky hes not in jail
early in dans basement,
risin' to to deal,
light me up that cereal
and I'll get my chips for cards
At times dan gets pocker rage,
when parkhill fucks his chips,
he messis 'till there all messed up,
Thats when Dan really flips