My red nose the cause of all laughter
Around here I am just a goddamn chaffeur
Fucking Santa he's laughing he won't do a thing
Choke on blood when you sing
[Chorus]
My name is Rudolph, I am the saddest reindeer alive
But I'm gonna take control I'm taking over the North Pole
I might be smaller, but I'm the meanest reindeer alive
Until I exact revenge, I'm never saving Christmas again
Red Snow
My red nose will light up the red snow
Smell the air there's a trace of blood in my blow
There's another victim waiting for me
Hiding in the debris
[Chorus]
No hope
The misfits from the island are trained to kill on command
The smell of blood excites them
Recall how they were condemned
These toys all shapes and sizes, devised clever disguises
They'll infiltrate at midnight, prepare yourselves for a fucking fight
Dasher Dancer Prancer and Vixen
Comet Cupid Donner and Blitzen
Feel my knife on your throat and I'll grin
Put a happy face under your chin
Rudolph's gonna make you suffer
Red Snow