My toys are broken, I flushed them down the toilet
Self seeking? I'm a brat so do my deeds
Stick a paperclip into the socket and I'm alive
Throw my dinner on the floor and shriek majesty
I pissed in the fridge cuz I was tired
Fuck dignity? Now I'm on trial?
My allowance unrivaled, I'm just a mighty fright
My teddy bear told me to kill last night
Do for the crawl as you wouldn't for the tall, and there is nobody in your stall
To make a mentor up for someone who will never fall, and there is nobody in your stall
Don my cape, I'm a hero? A villain to moms
I'm punished? Fine, I'll build a bomb
Reach my hand into my diaper and I make a mess
Who's the artist with his shit? Well I confess
Modify my water pistol, fill it with piss
He's the serpent boy, the neighbors hissed
There is no black or white, it all comes in gray
Everything I say is bullshit anyway Owwwww