Pepperoni!
And it was all just a dream
? Rap song
Ho!
I'm the confused necklace I keep getting restless,
Eating twenty pounds of 'psgetti for breakfast,
Still showing up on your ten past dressless,
I told you my name is MC Defenseless
Duct tape wrapped around my feet,
Held hostage before the big track meet,
Fourteen feet from 18th Street,
I know for a fact that you think I'm neat
Yo', You stick around like a fly on the wall,
Surround sound you found you hear it all,
When it all comes through I heard you say dude
(high pitched vocal)
And all the king's horses and all the king's men,
Took all the king's credit and they started to spend,
And all on the wife, it's such a tragedy man
(high pitched vocal)
Ladies and gentleman, the worst freestyle rapper ever!
Um, uh, uh, give me a second Uh, shoot Uh, alright here we go
If apples are green, and carrots are orange, and then we go and then you go wait what rhymes with orange? Ah geez I really am bad Um, just give gimme a second
Nah man, you're done
Who's that wearin' those silly shoes?
We are wearin' those silly shoes!
Well I really hate those silly shoes
Well we really like our silly shoes!
Please stop wearin' those silly shoes!
We won't stop wearin' our silly shoes!
They're tight shoes, man!
Well I've learned to respect your silly shoes
And respect for you is somethin' we won't lose!
Can I try on a pair of your silly shoes?
Man, quit talkin' about those silly shoes
You say I'm boring, but I say hardly
(unamimously cheering)
And it was all just a dream
Forever
Snakes