[Dialogue Written by Quentin Tarantino]

VINCENT
Want some bacon?

JULES
Naw, man, I don't eat pork

VINCENT
Are you Jewish?

JULES
I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all

VINCENT
Why not?

JULES
Pigs are filthy animals I don't eat filthy animals

VINCENT
Yeah, but bacon tastes good Pork chops taste good

JULES
Hey, a sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie But I'll never know 'cause I
Wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers Pigs sleep and root in shit That's
A filthy animal I ain't need nothin' that ain't got sense enough to
Disregard it's own feces

VINCENT
How about a dog? Dog eats it's own feces

JULES
I don't eat dog either

VINCENT
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

JULES
I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty
But a dog's got personality Personality goes a long way

VINCENT
So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to
Be a filthy animal? Is that true?

JULES
Well, we'd have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig I mean
He'd have to be ten times more charming that that [] you know what
I'm sayin'?