Yoko Ono + Sonny Bono
They had a love child
And they said ???oh no, oh no!???
They had a mission, they had ambition
They had no talent, but they were on television

He??™s the guy hanging on Madonna??™s skirt
She??™s the girl grabbing on to Jack White??™s purse
They wanna be, celebrities!

Nancy Spungen, she was a hero
Just like Courtney, who was a zero
They married rock stars, turned into junkies
They own the albums, they got the money

He??™s the guy hanging on Madonna??™s skirt
She??™s the girl grabbing on to Jack White??™s purse
They wanna be, celebrities!
He??™s the guy holding hands with Beyonce
She??™s the ho right behind P Diddy??™s game
They wanna be, celebrities!

Would U like 2?
Would U like 2?
Would U like 2?
Sucker!

Sharon Arden married Ozzy
She ran the business, she was bossy
They got a sitcom, it topped the ratings
She did a talk show
But it was so freaking boring it got cancelled

CHOX

Would U like 2?
Would U like 2?
Would U like 2?
Sucker!