JD: Let's face the facts about me and you, our love unspecified
Though I'm proud to call you "chocolate bear"
The crowd will always talk and stare

Turk: I feel exactly those feelings too
And that's why I keep them inside
'cause this bear, can't bare the world disdain
And sometimes is easier to hide

JD & Turk: Than explain our guy love, that's all it is
Guy love he's mine I'm his
There's nothing gay about it in our eyes

Turk: You ask me 'bout this thing we share

JD: and he tenderly replies

Turk: It's guy love

JD & Turk: between two guys

Turk: We're closer than the average man and wife

JD: That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and JD

Turk: You know I'll stick by you for the rest of my life

JD: You're the only man who's ever been inside of me!

Turk: Whoa whoa! I just took out his appendix

JD: There's no need, to clarify

Turk: Oh no?

JD: Just let it grow more and more each day
It's like I've married my best friend

Turk: But in a totally manly way!

JD & Turk: Let's go!
It's guy love, don't compromise,
The feeling of some other guy
Holding up your heart into the sky

JD: I'll be there to care through all the lows

Turk: I'll be there to share the highs

JD & Turk: It's guy love, between two guys

JD: And when I say, "I love you, Turk,",
It's not what it implies

JD & Turk: It's guy love
Between
Two
Guys

JD: No hands