Part One:
(Ernie, singing loudly and wordlessly, is throwing stuff around the living room)
Bert: Hey, Ernie, cut that out! Cut that out! (Ernie stops) Look at this mess! Boy, you are the sloppiest person I know! Now, if you don't get this place cleaned up, I'm gonna move in with Oscar His garbage can's neater than this Wow!
Ernie: Oh, don't worry, Bert, I'm gonna get this place so clean you wouldn't recognize it I'm telling you, Bert, when I'm finished in here, you could eat off the floor!
Bert (mirthlessly): Ha, ha, ha I'll believe that when I see it
Ernie: Okay, stand back; just give me some room here
Part Two:
(The same scene Ernie is humming and brushing some dirt into a dustpan)
Bert (entering): Hey, Ernie, the place looks terrific! (I think Bert might have said some line here I don't recall) Hey, are you finished?
Ernie: Well, just about, Bert I gotta go clean out my toybox
Bert: Well, go to it! It's beautiful!
Ernie: Okay, I gotta go clean out my toybox (Takes things out of it, one at a time, then throws each one over his shoulder after naming it) Let see, I got my Rubber Duckie Don't want to forget that I got my paper-clip collection my X, to mark the Spot my dog, Spot that's his name, Spot Let's see, I got my worm collection old tape my football helmet my tinfoil ball a peanut butter sandwich Let's see down here
(Scene changes to show Bert standing nearby and sighing as the stuff lands around him)